Here's What Happens Next:
Prepare For Something
Completely Different
Thank you for taking the time to complete this survey. Unfortunately, at this time, you are not an ideal candidate for this product. By mid-to-late summer, 2023, we will have a more reasonably priced product that may be ideal. We will keep your contact details on file for when the new product will be available to you. Thanks again!
(rough draft)[1]—Has a medical professional ever diagnosed You with somnambulism (aka, "sleepwalking") or any form of parasomnia[?]?—No (don't know)—Yes[2]—Are there any prescribed (Non-over-the-counter) medications that you MUST take within 90 minutes of sleep?—No—Yes[3]—Has a medical professional ever recommended You Not eat mustard?—No—Yes[4]—text/phone #: (+1)[5]—[The skill of "On-Demand Weight Loss" — the #1 Personal Skill on Earth — is the applied knowledge of how to lose 6 to 12 or 13 pounds within two weeks! (....And — if need be — repeatedly, for life!)]Virtually every human being gains unhealthy, unwanted weight — multiple times — throughout life.Of the following seven options, pick only one that best represents the Value YOU place on MASTERING the skill of "On-Demand Weight Loss":—PRICELESS (In Health Value, comparable to the skill of reading!)—$2+million—$1-million—$500-k—$250-k—$55-k (*55-kF3)—$10-k, or Less....[6]—eMail address:[7]—An "EMERGENCY!" commonly triggers an unplanned action(s), which causes a previously scheduled action/commitment to not be met.But here, a "weight-loss Emergency" can only mean eating some time &/or eating
something outside of the prescribed "diet."If accepted — for just the next 15- or 16-days — can you guarantee you will have zero "weight-loss Emergencies?"—No—Yes[8]—Name:[9]—Within the next 6-to-8-, maybe 9 months, what weight loss range would YOU be happy to attain (safe, natural & healthy)?:—200+ lbs.—100 - 199 lbs.—60 - 99 lbs.—43 - 59 lbs.—35 - 42 lbs.—28 - 34 lbs.—19 - 27 lbs.—Less than 19 lbs.[10]—Statement: "The Only Agreement"
(Designed to trump "K/L/T," aka, rapport — "Build it better than ....")
First of all thank you for reaching out.
I'm excited to see how we might help you lose weight.
One thing you'll notice is our approach is MUCH different than what you might be used to.
Take the scheduling, for example.
Sure, the “easy” way would be to throw our calendar on a page and have you pick a time.
But what if you don't see a time that works?
What if you have some up-front questions you want answered before you spend the remaining 40 minutes — completing the phone call part of our process — to see if we can help?
(Even before we know if we can help you & before you've been accepted, what if a "deal-breaker" comes up, like if our experimental "Tu-We-Th+2 Delivery System!" is not to your liking, maybe meaning a quick "no?"….)
I get it. I'm the same way.
Which is why we will reach out to YOU, and get you set up with a time that works for YOU.
Sure, it's old-fashioned but it's how I would want someone to treat me …and I'm guessing you're the same.
You'll be hearing from us via text to get the ball rolling. To help you get scheduled.
If your application info was received before noon (PT, M-F), you can expect to hear from us today.
If not, we'll reach out first thing on the next business day.
And if you need any help in the meantime, please email us at
Support@COACH etch Help Desk.com.
Thanks!
COACHetch